Mashed swedes!
Sweden 14 points! Some people may argue that the only good things to come out of sweden were IKEA and ABBA but frankly they are both shit and for girls. It is becoming increasingly clear to me that the Swedes have got life pretty much sorted. Not only do they constantly walk around with a smile on their faces, manage to somehow get all over tans while still maintaining their blondeness but they are also incredibly funny and liberal after drinking magic mushroom shakes!
Last night a group consisting of 4 swedes, a canadian, an ozzy and myself decided to sneak up to the dodgy mountain bar and sample the local delicacy. As I sat there waiting for something freaky to happen or a group of flying squirrels to attack, the group around me gradually began to act more and more strangely. The shake itself looked a bit like a soil sample that had been watered down and tasted like stewed copper with grains of sand - the ozzy loved it but then again that came as no surprise.
After a while the mushys began to kick in and after a very heavy night of booze the night before my guts were showing early signs of rejection. The rest of the group had started raving away to the background drum n bass while I was just trying to stop myself from barfing and keep a cool looking persona at the same time. We decided to have a stroll down the beach and let the shrooms take control and after a while things settled down slightly and the limbs began to feel very weary. After grabbing a few beers and heading back to our bungalows things definitely took a strange turn for the better. Giggling filled the night sky and even the most mundane things became hilarious. The Swedes decided it might be time for a bit of nudity and in their unique liberal way wapped them out. Well if you can't beat em....
Very random night and peculiar experience ended some hours later and my sleep was constantly interrupted by vivid images (unfortunately not of swedes) and flashing bright lights. I think i'll leave the mushys to the hippies but for anyone ever venturing over here I would recommend finding a few of Svens army and getting them up to the aptly named mellow mountain bar! It's definitely worth it for the sightseeing.
Sweden 14 points! Some people may argue that the only good things to come out of sweden were IKEA and ABBA but frankly they are both shit and for girls. It is becoming increasingly clear to me that the Swedes have got life pretty much sorted. Not only do they constantly walk around with a smile on their faces, manage to somehow get all over tans while still maintaining their blondeness but they are also incredibly funny and liberal after drinking magic mushroom shakes!
Last night a group consisting of 4 swedes, a canadian, an ozzy and myself decided to sneak up to the dodgy mountain bar and sample the local delicacy. As I sat there waiting for something freaky to happen or a group of flying squirrels to attack, the group around me gradually began to act more and more strangely. The shake itself looked a bit like a soil sample that had been watered down and tasted like stewed copper with grains of sand - the ozzy loved it but then again that came as no surprise.
After a while the mushys began to kick in and after a very heavy night of booze the night before my guts were showing early signs of rejection. The rest of the group had started raving away to the background drum n bass while I was just trying to stop myself from barfing and keep a cool looking persona at the same time. We decided to have a stroll down the beach and let the shrooms take control and after a while things settled down slightly and the limbs began to feel very weary. After grabbing a few beers and heading back to our bungalows things definitely took a strange turn for the better. Giggling filled the night sky and even the most mundane things became hilarious. The Swedes decided it might be time for a bit of nudity and in their unique liberal way wapped them out. Well if you can't beat em....
Very random night and peculiar experience ended some hours later and my sleep was constantly interrupted by vivid images (unfortunately not of swedes) and flashing bright lights. I think i'll leave the mushys to the hippies but for anyone ever venturing over here I would recommend finding a few of Svens army and getting them up to the aptly named mellow mountain bar! It's definitely worth it for the sightseeing.
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