Guest report from the Olsen Twins

Hi Fans,

Mary-Kate and Ashley here (aka Kate and Bec!) reporting from Hanoi's backpacking hostel...ooh i mean our penthouse suite from Hanoi's 7* hotel

Well it's a sad day today, as we leave our bodyguard, Mr Freel, behind and go our seperate ways. We've had some fun times, some tears and some tantrums... he cries like a baby when he gets going! But unfortunately it all has to end, the Freel's funds are running low and he can no longer afford our company, mud wrestling, or joint shower time. He took to his duties very well

We would like to rate his following skills with the obvious scoring system... bowls of rice invented by the Freel himself:

Drinking ability, and boy he proved that one on Ko Phanang 10 bowls

Ability to ward off the papparazzi with his rippling biceps (which happens around every corner) 10 bowls

Ability to respond to our every demand ( gaining extra points for the jewellery and chocolate picked out by himself) 10 1/2 bowls

Looks, physique and presentation, even when lacking in the side burn department 10 bowls

Entertainment skills, never a dull moment, poetry readings took care of that one 10 bowls

Security duties, even sacrificing his own bed to comfort us in ours 10 bowls

Personal Hygiene 1/2 bowl!

All in all, not a bad score. we would recommend his services to anyone!

We will miss you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

But there's just one question...which one of the twins is your favourite and how many bowls of rice is she worth??!!